Jean-Claude Van Damme stars in Bloodsport 2. Or is Lionheart? No, wait, Kickboxer. He somehow, shockingly, gets involved in some kind of underground fighting ring and has to get revenge for something. Shocking, we know.
Somehow Sylvester Stallone got involved with OVER THE TOP, a movie in which he arm wrestles for the custody of his son. Made during the glory days of the 80’s where characters were more like caricatures, this film has men drinking oil and eating cigars in the middle of an amazing arm-wrestling tournament.
LOW BLOW, oh, LOW BLOW. What a gem we discovered in a random 12 movie set. Starring Leo Fong, LOW BLOW chronicles a private detective as he murders his way across America. There are some truly amazing scenes here for fans of bad movies.
For our special, emphasis on SPECIAL, Christmas episode, we checked out SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT 2. The star of the film, Eric Freeman, gives one of the most gloriously over-the-top performances you’ll ever see. If you’re looking for a bad movie with a murderous Santa Claus this holiday season, then this movie is for you.
Our review of the amazing Terror in Beverly Hills. Frank Stallone stars in one of the most hilariously bizarre action films you’ll ever see. But even better than Frank is the inimitable Cameron Mitchell. Every scene he’s in is an absolute gem.
The inimitable Future War. If you want to watch a bad movie about cyborgs, dinosaurs, martial arts, time travel, and promiscuous nuns then Future War is for you. This is one of the all-time best bad movies. Daniel Bernhardt stars in the movie that isn’t in the future and doesn’t have a war in it.
We checked out the bad (terrible) movie, MUTILATIONS (1987), with the help of some good beer and Jason’s righteous mullet wig. This movie had some of the worst special effects we’ve ever seen. It has to be seen to be believed. You haven’t witnessed aliens, UFOs, and bizarre Mormon conspiracy theories like this before.
Gotta love the 80’s classic BLOODSPORT. Jean-Claude Van Damme can rip off splits and oil his muscles with the best of them. This is a must see.
Holy shit. This movie is a home run. It has to be seen to be believed. Biker ninjas. Taekwondo rock band. Misfit weightlifters. This is one of the all-time greats.
The dinosaur effects in this alone will make you laugh. If that doesn’t do it for you then the nonsensical plot should manage. We still don’t know what happened. It’s also annoying/funny that the DVD isn’t even in widescreen. That’s how many fucks were given.